open an account in Italy... that will work! Or Luxembourg... be creative with your address! But be careful with your IP-address - Paypal blocks some of them! Don't try to transfer more than 19 Euro per transaction, and not more than 1 per 24 hours - else your account will be f**ked!
What a ridiculous suggestion. Paypal is country specific so if you open a paypal account in another country you would not be able to add your U.S address or cards.