Welp Paypal, I guess this is it? I mean nothing to you anymore. i didn't have the courage to leave you when I should have. But I got comfortable you know? Remember the days before Ebay? Yeah, thats when we met, 2 decades of ups and downs. Even though I've invested in you... thousands of dollars in fees... and when people cursed your name, I was there, defending you. Now all my customers and my family have accepted you, they speak your name every week or more when we come to you instead of the bank. But PayPal, I bring my friend VPN over, not knowing that you're incompatible and you kick me to the curb, And not just upset, you said, "forever". Never again a buy or a sell BANNED for good. That seems pretty harsh to me and I think anyone would agree. But when you said you were protecting the community from me! Your lover and provider that's when I knew you'd gone bad. You could have said, oh no, no no, your friend VPN is not allowed in my home. That would have been sufficient. but after two decades, were done? oh my how you've changed. Jaded and paranoid. What's the real problem PayPal? After all, every time I logged in it was never, Hi Honey how was your day? It was always the same thing... OPEN A GO DANG BUSINESS ACCOUNT ya loser. And that's exactly what I was doing. Not that it was of any benefit to me, only because you asked me to. Because we have history baby. And I'm a little sad. 20 years is only slightly longer than my last marriage. It's significant. I worry about you. But I have a confession to make. And now may not be the right time but... since you're the biggest heartless **bleep** I know, I gotta tell you. I've been seeing other people. So there. You got cocky and have shown you only care about yourself. I have needs you know? Remember Venmoronica and Cashappmere from down the street? They treat me good okay? It's simple, feels right, they take care of my needs. So back to the question... really we've wasted enough time. WTF is wrong with you? I bring over VPN? They never hurt anyone? And 20 years gone, just like that? WTF are you thinking? You know I have to let everyone know how you kicked me around and abused me? Neglected me. Left me when I needed you the most. Good bye ol' lady all fat and conceited, I'm not looking back. And you don't even know you made another big mistake. Every 4 minutes, another friend lost, you should read your reviews. Not looking good. Maybe try therapy. Good bye.
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