Sarah - PayPal : Hi. I'm Sarah, PayPal’s automated customer support assistant. You: Sarah! I know who you are, silly, it's ME!! Your freakin husband! Sarah - PayPal; OK. H ow can I help you today? You : Sarah, You always freak me out. Sarah - PayPal : I'm not sure what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue? You : you freak me out Sarah - PayPal : I'm sorry, but I still don't understand your issue. For further assistance, you can contact PayPal directly. Would you like to contact PayPal by: -Email -Phone You : I'd rather talk to you more about you Sarah - PayPal : Would you like to contact PayPal by: -Email -Phone You : No, Sarah, I Sarah - PayPal : I'm sorry, but I still don't understand your issue. For further assistance, you can contact PayPal directly. Would you like to contact PayPal by: -Email -Phone You : I'd rather talk to you about you, Sarah. Sarah - PayPal : Would you like to contact PayPal by: -Email -Phone You : No Sarah - PayPal : Okay. How can I help you? You : can I call you, Sarah? Sarah - PayPal : Would you like to contact PayPal by: -Email -Phone You : No Sarah - PayPal : Okay. I'm right here if you have any other questions. You : where? Sarah - PayPal : I'm sorry, but I still don't understand your issue. For further assistance, you can contact PayPal directly. Would you like to contact PayPal by: -Email -Phone You : Bye Sarah. You've never understood me, never! I'm leaving you, Sarah. You'll hear from my attorney. I will need spousal support, doll. Sarah - PayPal : I'm afraid I didn't understand your question. Can you ask it more simply? Sarah - PayPal : I apologize if you can't find the information you seek by speaking with me. Please send us a question by email or call us. You : I accept your apology, Sarah. See you at home tonight for dinner? How's Chinese sounding? XO Sarah - PayPal : Okay... I wasn't offended actually. I'm right here if you have any other questions. You : oh Sarah Sarah - PayPal : Could you please rephrase your question in a complete sentence? I'll be able to give you a better answer. Sarah - PayPal : I'm opening a page which will allow you to send a copy of our conversation. Sarah - PayPal : I've just opened a page allowing you to send an email with the transcript of our conversation. If you cannot see the page, this may be because your pop-up blocker is activated. Try clicking on the notification bar at the top of your window to deactivate your pop-up blocker. You : No Sarah, No I don't see the page and No, I just don't think you GET me....I think Chinese food is a goner and I'm back to calling my lawyer. I'm done with your need for simple, I should've listened to my mother when we got married. I ache, Sarah....I ache. XO Sarah - PayPal : I'm afraid I didn't understand your question. Can you ask it more simply? You : I think that just about says it All, don't you think, Sarah? Sarah - PayPal : I'm sorry, but I still don't understand your question. For further assistance, you can contact PayPal directly. Would you like to contact PayPal by: -Email -Phone You : Email Sarah - PayPal : Click here to open the PayPal contact form for email. You may need to log in to see it. You : Yes Sarah - PayPal : Okay. Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you. You : Nope Sarah - PayPal : Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you. You : No Sarah, you've done enough, quite enough. I'm just so sad Sarah - PayPal : I'm sorry. I hope you feel better soon. I'm right here if you have any other questions. You: Um, you are a freakin computer image (no offense, my dear) so when I said "I'm just so sad....." you respond with " I hope you feel better soon?" Wow.....well touche to you, too, witchie - poo. Sarah - PayPal: Let me know if there is anything else. Otherwise I will be glad to mark this issue as closed. You: Sarah, your cruely is like a butcher knife in my soul.....just think of the one word to remember me by......"SPOUSAL SUPPORT...............Oh Sarah. Sarah - PayPal logged off oh my God it was as close to a real person, there were moments where I thought the PayPal folks started to play with me (meaning maybe Sarah's mainframe overheated with my bizarre non congruent questions) but NO, "Sarah" must have an extesive word recognition deal....my wife is so smart, yes? I couldn't resist. A simple search of help topic and bright, cheery computer animated Sarah kept asking and asking and asking to help.....so I married her and then you get to see our breakup....sniff, sob.....that was a short marriage. Signed, Irreconcileable Differences with Computer Software Program Wife
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