Hi Everyone,
I'm happy to solve a problem for more than myself.
The only way to get Chase bank linked to your Paypal is to choose one of these two options:
A)
1. Click Wallet
2. Add bank
3. Scroll down and click "search for other banks"
4. In the "Choose your location" search bar, type some gobbledygook in order to end up with 0 search results. (gobbl will generally do, but make sure you see "Let's use your bank details".
5. Enter Chase routing number [Removed] and your account number. You can enter my account number, but your spouse or partner may not like it.
6. Chase bank, the behemoth dinosaur they are, will wait for an "Office Space" amount of change sponsored by the change they found in Jamie [Removed]. Paypal says 1-2 days, but it'll likely be delayed by the horse malaria going around.
7. (And this is all an assumption), you'll receive the chump change, log in to Paypal, and attempt to properly enter the $1 you got from a $350B company.
8. Celebrate, you've officially stuck it to the man.
9. Proceed to open 100,000 of said accounts.
10. Buy crypto.
11. Retire in Caymans. Or, donate to my project. [removed]
B) Call Paypal support and see if they can explain that to you in plain English from wherever they are sitting in Asia.
Namaste.
... View more
