Dear community, I hope someone from Paypal reads this aswell because I'm at a breaking point. Let me start from the beginning: I connected my bank account to my paypal account for a SINGLE transaction of 10 euros from paypal to my bank (hey, what's the worst that could happen?). Now I want to remove it again but it keeps giving me the follow error for OVER A MONTH now: Bank Error "Sorry you can't remove this bank account because of a pending transaction. please try again later". Alright. Fine. I'll contact Paypal support via e-mail to see what they can do. I write an entire message much like this one in terms of size and what do I get? An automated FAQ reply. Great. Might aswell have typed: "Lol it doesn't work fix it pl0x" in the message box. REPLY IF YOU NEED SUPPORT FROM PAYPAL. Okay. I'll do that. Sent a second e-mail in reply to the former, and nothing. Not. A. Peep. Didn't get anything. Though I did send my reply in Dutch (seeing as the robot reply was in Dutch I figured that shouldn't be a problem.) Maybe Paypal's employees don't read Dutch? So I'll just reply again in English. Still nothing for days. Wonderful. FINE! I'VE HAD IT! I'LL CLOSE MY ACCOUNT! That will teach them and save my monies! Close my account you Heathens! Before you close your account. Sorry, there's a problem. Please try again later. Wat. Why? How could you **bleep** this up? I just want to go *poof*! Gone! Away! Well, what other options do we have? Oh there's a message center on Paypal.com maybe I can find the messages I've sent earlier? Message Center Your messages cannot be displayed at this time. ALRIGHTY THEN. Oh hey I got an e-mail from Paypal! That's great! E-mail from Paypal You must be joking. I'm done. I want my entire PayPal account closed. The entire thing is shaking and trembling at the supports. I can't contact anyone from Paypal and NOTHING works. I want it closed. Gone. I never ever want to deal with Paypal ever again. Paypal. Close. My. Account.
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