Edit from previous reply: @TomorrowDigital is spot on. After 7 days of back and forth on PayPal customer (chat) support, and being passed back and forth between what I'm guessing is offshore reps, I opened a ticket with https://www.paypal-support.com/ and a SUPER helpful guy named Mike opened a ticket, and helped push the process to get Payouts "enabled". You have to have your business account "verified" (whatever that means). So my account finally has the green checkbox nest to Payouts! Be persistent and open a ticket, it may take a few days (shouldn't since it generates revenue for PayPal). Good luck!
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