Please assist.

[Yeeter34]

I’m attempting to close down my account but it won’t let me do that my balance is zero and I have no bank or card attached to it right now.

[kernowlass]

@Yeeter34 

You need to contact customer services to resolve any account specific issues.
Click help / contact bottom left of Paypal pages for options available for your country.

Or have you considered contacting Customer Service via Facebook or Twitter?
You can send them a personal message from their facebook or twitter pages.
It's: https://www.facebook.com/PayPal and @AskPayPal for Twitter.