My first post here: I'm really excited! I have a great idea to share with everyone!
I have a great idea that I know works on how to make money illegally on eBay by using Paypal
I want to share the details to the world!
I discovered how because I was the victim 😞
But hey: I plan to make money from the experience by creating a website dedicated to the story (and then selling the film rights for a million bucks)
It's a long story, but very quickly:
- I purchased a phone that was declared brand new!!
- I got the phone: not new - had a few scratches on!!!
- I contacted buyer - no response. Booo hoo hoo hoo (me crying)
- I raised a dispute and said I would take £30 refund
- Shortly after... the seller accepted! I was OK... I thought I'd paid a good price for the phone - albeit with a few scratches
- A few weeks later I turned the phone on (yes, yes, yes: how dumb is that!! Wait a few weeks!!?? Whatever: this is what I did!)
- The **bleep** phone is blocked!!! It's barred. Cannot be used!!!! It's a **bleep** brick!! No good to anyone!!
(Well, actually, you can unblock - but that's illegal - so let's not join the criminals and join such low life activities!)
- Action man goes into action again (that's me): I log onto Paypal and try to raise another dispute
- Erm... you can't. You bl**dy (note to moderators: bloody is NOT a swear word) can't. That's the Paypal rules - I looked it up, it was written 200 years ago and has stayed the same since
- No, no, no - I am not mad, the world is not mad either - this MUST be a Paypal glitch
- I called Paypal and gave them 30 minutes of my life speaking on the phone
- I spoke to a great warrior from Paypal - she defended the arcane Paypal rule like a great fighter countering every line of common sense I threw at her - I was tired by the end of the call and admitted defeat - she won - boy, she was a **bleep** great verbal fighter!!
To summarise how to make money from Paypal illegally using eBay:
- sell a phone (a nice expensive one like an iPhone) + say that it comes with a tasty bubble gum
- let's assume you get £400 for the phone
- make sure you insure the phone
- send the phone WITHOUT the bubble gum
- the buyer will receive the phone BUT with no tasty bubble gum!! Whoooo hahahahhahaha!!! (Evil laugh)
- they will immediately contact you and demand the tasty yummy bubble gum
- you reply and say: oh golly gosh, I'm really sorry - I have no tasty scrumptious bubble gum left - booo hooo hooo (crying)
- and tell them to raise a dispute and tell them to demand a refund for £10, say
- they will fall into your trap!! I guarantee or your money back!
- the buyer accepts the refund and dispute is closed
- now here's the clever bit: call your phone operator and say your phone has been stolen (try crying and whinging on the phone to get sympathy) and make a claim through your insurance
- the phone will be blocked and barred and will be unusable now!! Hahahaha Woooo hahahahahahahahaha (really evil laugh)
- You will then have £400 + a be given a brand new spanking shiny phone - awesome, **bleep** awesome - that's all I can say
- And Mr Poor old buyer of the phone: they'll be stuck with a phone they can't use!!
- Isn't that the funniest thing in the world!!
- They can't do ANYTHING! Paypal will protect you, remember: they give you 100% protection (as quoted every where on eBay) - as long as you post and get a tracking number
The above idea works especially for mobile phones - but with some modification could work with cars and other things
OK, OK, OK, so the buyer can report you to the police - but who cares - I have an escape plan for that (it involves running away to Brazil and getting plastic surgery) - if you want details of that plan, you'll have to subscribe to my website and pay money - I'll give you all the details later
Honest: I'm creating a website about the whole idea - I'll post back here with a link (if I'm allowed)
And before I get any moaners replying about showing bad people how to make money: please save it - we're in a recession, we all need money - it's a dog eat dog world out there - follow the example of Paypal and don't give a **bleep** about the rest of the world (let alone it's loyal customers)
Would be great to hear what others say
Thanks!
Omar
